sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

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wallabrambles:

i know that it’s ‘cecilos’ as in the mashup between ‘cecil’ and ‘carlos’ but

i always read it as like

a cereal name 

CECIL-O’S, NIGHT VALE’S PREFERRED WHEAT- AND WHEAT-BYPRODUCT-FREE BREAKFAST FOOD. EACH BOX COMES WITH A PRIZE! WE DIDN’T PUT IT IN THERE, BUT WE’RE SURE THAT IT’S TOTALLY SAFE!’

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wtnvcecilos

voodooling:

Winter Soldier AU where instead of being a professional assassin he’s a professional maid.

The Windex Soldier.

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mydollyaviana:

almister12:

The established Captain Hooks discussing the newest addition to the group.

Inspired by this post.

hahahaha

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lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

image

birates


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You have  f a i l e d  this city.

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Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

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